Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.

Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

violet vag

The female equivalent of blue balls. CGB

My boyfriend sucks at eating me out. He gives me violet vag every time!

by jankstain November 23, 2014

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

by TangerineDreams April 09, 2011

vag up

Take pain like a woman.
This is the female equivalent of "man up"

Mitch: I don't think I'm going to race tomorrow. My legs are still sore.
Kevin: You need to quit complaining and vag up.

by rifker August 28, 2018

vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 07, 2015

Alt-Vag

How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.

Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.

Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.

by allo89 March 12, 2017