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vacuum bitch

A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.
"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."
by starfishtree May 30, 2018
mugGet the vacuum bitchmug.

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
mugGet the shower the vacuummug.

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
mugGet the Vacuum a kissmug.

Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.
Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."
by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010
mugGet the Vacuum Shittermug.

vacuum mouth

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.
Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?
by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011
mugGet the vacuum mouthmug.

Anai vacuum

Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
When having sex some people anai vacuum. But they think it tastes good.
by --not telling. December 27, 2007
mugGet the Anai vacuummug.

dick vacuum

That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!
by JiGGa JaMeS October 21, 2005
mugGet the dick vacuummug.

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