Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 07, 2018

umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 09, 2023

red umbrella

When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.

His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!

by anubisvel April 19, 2024

white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella

"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"

by FishWatermelonRage December 07, 2023

Columbus Umbrella

The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.

Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .

by Mr. Bungles June 09, 2022

Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.

Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021