Toobin

The act of pleasuring yourself on a video stream.

Participants on the New Yorker Zoom call were shocked to see Jeffrey Toobin.

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020

Toobin'

Verb masturbating on a video call.

He was caught toobin' on the conference call.

by TheBigJosh October 19, 2020

Toobin

Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.

by y.cole October 20, 2020

toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.

Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.

by illybay721 October 20, 2020

Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings

Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting

by Sickdickey October 19, 2020

full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022