A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
Get the wanna stretch? mug.Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stretching the truth mug.A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.
"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"
- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"
"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "
- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"
- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"
"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "
- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"
by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021
Get the Stretch Stat mug.A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
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