16 status

16 status means haveing game in multiple ways..
My game is like 16 status i can have any of these bitches...
by regardless devon victory July 16, 2009
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g status

the quality of being G or gangsta. Something has g status when it is gangsta, ghetto, or otherwise cool. G status can also be used as an exclamation when a person has done something totally gangsta.
Those new speakers are totally G status


that busta tried to shortchange me so I knocked his punk-ass out!
G Status!
by Fatass December 23, 2004
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Panda Status

Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.

must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.

called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.

black...white...PANDA
Hey whats up, did I see you last night during Siena Fest? I don't remember, I was Panda Status.
by MrMayo April 27, 2009
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facebook status

facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
facebook status:
I am so tired right now.

oh what were you doing that made you tired?

facebook status:
I am so upset.

awe why?

facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that

OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 29, 2009
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Unsuccessful Status

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
by pastellia October 17, 2011
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God Status

When someone or something is just too good to be the work of a mere human.
Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 01, 2013
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Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 04, 2010
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