A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
Get the Eat a Scorpionmug. When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
Get the Rusty King Scorpionmug. by Ashteg January 6, 2019
Get the Scorpionmug. Scorpion said "get over here".
by White Poseidon November 29, 2019
Get the Scorpionmug. A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb
“Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”
“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”
“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”
by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025
Get the Scorpionmug. A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.
"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
by HonestTom October 25, 2009
Get the Scorpion tossmug. The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
Get the Naked Scorpionmug.