Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.

Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!

by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020

Slippy Seal

If you mean a slippy seal just run away he will try and hug you and stair at you until he gets slime.he likes eating and if you say gay to him he will flip out and try to hump until you say sorry just try not to meet a slippy seal

bro get away you slippy seal

by Jacjhssssssss August 19, 2020

Slippy Seal

you should try and keep away from a slippy seal if you call him gay he will look at you until you give him slime. just he is not very nice to be around so try stay away from it

Slippy Seal

by Pardoz August 19, 2020

beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012