The Knuckles Rule 

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

The Knuckles Rule by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

The Matias Rule by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

The Golden Rule by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

The Clarke Rule 

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

The Clarke Rule by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Clarke Rule 

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

The Clarke Rule by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Coulter Rule 

The media will immediately reveal the identity of a criminal/shooter if the criminal/shooter is white.

The Coulter Rule prevents the media from revealing the identity of the shooter at this time.

The Coulter Rule by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

The Tuck Rule 

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

The Tuck Rule by the super penis man March 17, 2024