A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.
Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
Get the Posermug. Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Get the Posermug. A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.
When people are not around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
by Zenoe May 29, 2010
Get the Posermug. An annoying person who pretends to be someone they are not.Some try to act lke they are goth or prep or scene etc.Some are friends that try to act like you usually because they think you are cool.These types of posers usually have low self esteem or daddy issues.The second kind of posers are the most annoying as they will try to do everything you do or buy whatever you buy.
Poser:Look at my new DC shoes and Hollister hoody!They are just like Sally's!
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.
by ohw2000 August 13, 2012
Get the Posermug. by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015
Get the posermug. that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
Get the posermug. Someone Who either dosent skate or sucks badly at it. and who wears skate brand cloths and talks shit about good skaters, and lies about tricks they cant do.
poser: dued i just landed a 12 stair yesterday
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
by eddiethek May 27, 2010
Get the Posermug.