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Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?
person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.
plant barbs forgot her key again.
by fliss1988 October 14, 2011
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plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
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plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵
Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022
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Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007
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plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.
Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.
by Fire reaper January 17, 2018
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Plant Abuser

a plant abuser is someone who only eats plants (like a vegan)
vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
by imjoking December 10, 2018
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