Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.

"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."

by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022

Met tongues

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).

Person 1: Have y’all met tongues with eachother yet?
Person 2: Yeah we have, why?

by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025

Met le comme un stylo

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Aniss chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

Gaan speel met jou pa

To go play with ones father instead of me

Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa

by serr synergyKKE.RJ October 14, 2021

Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

Ever Met A Day

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone who cares?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

i'm looking for a light and for a home
wishing there was someone i could talk to
but still i see no answer
all i mean is that i'm all alone
i'm sure that anyone will do
no it, no him, no her

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

so...

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone out there?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

by Death Menace March 17, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023