fat lap

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more

The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016

Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018