barbie handles

the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.

that guy is so ripped! look at his barbie handles!

by wahhoooo November 22, 2010

Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

by Big Tasty March 27, 2009

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car

person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"

by sydlicious February 27, 2011

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.

"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."

by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018

Fag Handle

The formation of the hair in a knot or 'BUN' found to be present on most young white men typically ranging in ages late teens to thirties. Used as a grip when engaging the anus and mouth of those with such hairstyle aka 'Wilmas', derived from name of the wife of Fred Flinstone in the popular 60's cartoon 'The Flinstones'. Interpretations as to the character of those sporting the latest cultural hair style can very from 'Weakling' to 'Faggot'. Those sporting such are thought to have delusions believing they are Jedi Knights or Samurai...

Tommy held onto Derek's fag handle with all his might as he pushed deeper into the recesses of Derek's.... (censored)

by Lakeman89451 July 25, 2017