Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.

Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.

by Rusty Blumpkin September 7, 2005

Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

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by BryanWat November 29, 2010

toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

by roflbot69 June 30, 2009

Cobra Kai

Adjective: No mercy.

Karate Kid dojo led by the Sensei who didn’t teach the students that karate was for self defense only.

Red Maga hat: Special Council Jack Smith just got Trumps Twitter DMs. !!
Blue Sky hippie: He went Cobra Kai man after the whole Pete Strzok texts incident, that was way harsh.

by williet hughnot August 21, 2023

lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015

Gravy Cobra

A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar

Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!

Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!

by @porn December 7, 2018

chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

by CornWallus September 21, 2013