Clay Boy

Clay Boy: Streak of piss, ill-nourished, noisome, combats-clad benefits reliant crustie and "Got a point-two-bag?" junkie scrounger. Matey's Dwelling: lean-to / caravan / cowshed in field near struggling clay-mining shitsplat satellites of St Austell. Can be reliably spotted in town Thursdays when the IncapBen goes out, though a goodly number lack the wit to claim fuckall. Especially JSA - a laughable concept in these inbred windswept toilets anyway. So they'll happily admit they're junkies to get the Cripple Cash.
Fond of dog: stringed/banned/crippled/pestiferous, matters not and likewise inversely enamoured of manipulative alcoholic sub-menopausal fat cow (kids - oh yes) who maintains necessary facilities in the local pikey estate (see Bugle).

Sean: HM King Clay Boy I in a plywood wagon. How many "busts" must you stage before your equally fuckwitted dealer works out you had the lot wasted during one of your 30-Valium benders? Dealer however tolerates such 3-Bears because alternative is to deal with your sort on a daily basis. Which no amount of narcotic can alleviate, so you are almost worth the occasional 3-Bears flapdoodle. "But I always bury it near the cowshed." Right you are.

by Moved Away November 12, 2006

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clay aiken

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

by Cuddles McBalls December 11, 2006

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clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2011

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Clay Pit

Someone who really needs to clean out before anal but doesn’t.

“Dude, I was so psyched when that chick from the bar said she wanted to do anal but she was a total clay pit and now I need to buy some new sheets.”

Everyone knew that Brent was a clay pit, that’s why they never wanted to fuck him.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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