a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.
by myronman January 7, 2011
Get the sand cranemug. Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!
by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025
Get the Jackin the Cranemug. Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
Get the John cranemug. 
Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025
Get the Crane Site (Phantom Forces)mug. Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017
Get the pond cranemug. A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
Get the Crane Jobmug.