a term for a person who has a space related job. originated from the book Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, in which the main characters were astros working for the JMC.
"How's Dave doing these days?"
"Dunno, haven't heard from him. He's gone off to Midas as an astro now."
"Dunno, haven't heard from him. He's gone off to Midas as an astro now."
by officer_ironballs July 23, 2021
Get the astro mug.A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011
Get the Astro Blasters mug.The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.
by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011
Get the Astro-chan mug.An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
by Sleap Reeder June 9, 2022
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Example #1
Astro: Hey dude!
You: You're a pussy
Example #2
Person 1: No I'm too scared!
Person 2: Omg, you're such and Astro
Astro: Hey dude!
You: You're a pussy
Example #2
Person 1: No I'm too scared!
Person 2: Omg, you're such and Astro
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