gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.

Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.

by The Joff. November 12, 2013

Gift Bag

A nut sack

Dude! She just kicked me in my gift bag!

by Huggies December 18, 2022

host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!

by mooooonlight April 6, 2017

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.

I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing

by clown socks August 20, 2022

gift-worthy

Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.

A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.

by Clark Can't May 24, 2017

Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.

Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.

by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021