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Hipster Tabasco

Slang term for Sriracha Thai hot sauce.

Comes from the fact that Sriracha is and has become ubiquitous in most hipster-type eating/drinking establishments and the kitchens of the more "arty" college students at your local liberal arts university. While Tabasco (and to a lesser extent, Texas Pete along with several others) was once the universal hot sauce used in cooking and spicing up certain foods, Sriracha has generally replaced it as a hipper/cooler alternative to the boring old slice of Americana that Tabasco can be considered. However, Sriracha can only be considered Hipster Tabasco if it is used unnecessarily on foods that don't normally require or taste better with hot sauce. Either way, it's just another way for kids that had no culture before they left the suburbs to prove to the world at large how much cooler they are than you.

Can be found at most asian markets, better grocery stores, and in the half-used variety on moving day in dumpsters outside any place college kids have been living.
Having a hard day? Hung over from being a Free Lance Party Photographer? Fell off your tallbike after someone with a job they have to go to pay for their student loans cut you off in their car while you were impeding traffic? Try a Hipster Sanguinary Maria Redeye! Take one CAN (has to be can!) of PBR, mix with your favorite tomato juice, and throw in an unnecessary amount of Hipster Tabasco. Serve over ice and enjoy with your favorite brand of cheap cigarettes until you vomit! Take pictures, post on Facebook, and repeat!

Or just throw it on that gluten-free or what have you abomination of food you bought from whatever trendy restaurant and/or grocery store that's near whatever overly gentrified area you're living in!
by Spicy Boughner April 9, 2010
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flying teabag

The only Kung-fu move that can not be blocked or defended against.
Adamo and I were involved in a grueling kung-fu on a scenic hill top. After hours of battle he finally secame to the last move that I had in my bag of tricks, the flying teabag. I emerged the victor and he walked away with the shame of having been flying teabagged. The shame will haunt his family and bring them great dishonor for many generations.
by Coach Eric August 3, 2006
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Nagasaki Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks.
Man: "incoming, here comes the Nagasaki Teabag!!"
(the reciever fills mouth with Pop Rocks and tilts head back to accept the Bomb. The man laughs as his scrotum plummets towards the exploding cavern.)
by Chastity Tiraminsu July 2, 2008
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Teabagabirther

In political circles, a member of the 20 percent (who ALWAYS supported George W. Bush no matter what) and now continuing on in the current self destructive tendency of Hardcore republicans, i.e. Teabag parties} and now those that reject the Reality of President {Obama's birth certificate..'Birthers'.

A final culmination of utter insanity and self implosion.
Rush Limbaugh} is calling up his {dittoheads}, and Teabagabirthers to rampage {town hall meetings} and shout like lunatics.

In as yet another failed and fake outrage, Birthers have now merged with the earlier failure of Teabaggers
by Hasbro August 10, 2009
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tabarnane

Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.
T'as un tabarnane de beau cabanon! (Your shed is darn nice!)

Il pleut en tabarnane. (It's raining a lot lol)
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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Teabag

To drop one's nuts on an unsuspecting victim. Preferably done while victim sleeps and the room is full of witnesses.
After Seamus passed out we all gathered 'round while I dropped a teabag on his head repeatedly to the delight of all onlookers.
by Gurnt November 29, 2003
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tabac

A French term for tobacco; used as a shorter and groovier alternative to the English "tobacco".
"Don't buy those gas-station shit sticks. Let's go to the cigar store and get some tabac worth smoking."
by grouchodude August 11, 2006
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