The Epic Texan

A person that is born in Texas and was raised to be truely epic in their lives.

Man, did you read the tweets The Epic Texan posted? He truely is EPIC!

by Revman July 9, 2010

Texmont

the illest rap label ever..a mix of Texan bull and Vermont cow

Yo texmont has the illest sh*t i ever done hear

by clif October 27, 2003

Texmont

Rap produced by a sexin texan and a...vermonter's daughter (for lack of a better rhyme). The Vermonter is not a cow by any means, she does however partake in cow-tipping.

Hey hey hey! You hear that new rap song by texmont?It's so ill!

by lindsay November 1, 2003

Textmance

A relationship that works great over text, but fails in real life.

Kelly and Andrew had a total textmance. They flirted for three months over text, but broke up after the first date!

by A1an July 14, 2011

textanged

when "singing" a song through texting.

This morning, when i woke up, i textanged with my boyfriend.

Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."

by bmace1230 August 2, 2011

textmanship

the way a person composes a text message.

by the way, you're textmanship is perfect.
btw ur textmanship is b@d. rofl :D

by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012

Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.

Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.

by Derkaiser91 July 17, 2016