Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.

Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."

Kitchen Tattoo by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016

Hibiscus Tattoo Energy 

A term describing unstable, aggressive, uncouth, usually loud women with lower than average intelligence (though they will swear that they're the smartest thing around and that everyone is jealous of them). These people can usually be found congregating at Walmart...There is a 97% chance that they have Hibiscus tattoos on their shoulder or ankle.

Stephanie and Karina needs to calm their Hibiscus Tattoo Energy down before security escorts them out of the bottle drop.

Hibiscus Tattoo Energy by Big Leaf Little Stick October 17, 2023

stripper tattoo 

1. A tattoo worn my a on a girl on the small of the back, just above the butt. Usually stretches from one side of the body to the other.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars.
3. A tattoo on a girls back to give you something to look at when having doggystyle sex.

That girl would have been so cool. But she has the worst stripper tattoo, you reckon she pole dances for a living?

stripper tattoo by personA September 22, 2003

Shroom tattoo 

when you smack someone with your **** so hard they get the outline of a mushroom on their face.

Yo Jones was pissing me off so bad i decided to ZIPPP and give him a shroom tattoo.

Shroom tattoo by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006

steve-o tattoo 

to get a tattoo of yourself on yourself.
named after steve-o of jackass.

did you see his steve-o tattoo

steve-o tattoo by tuperroesfeo November 2, 2008

shit tattoo

area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool

Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching

'Hey G-girl, do you have a shit tattoo?'- cue verbals from G-girl.

shit tattoo by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008

Tribal tattoo 

What 17-year-old unoriginal poseurs get thinking that tribals have looked cool after 1993.

Newsflash: they haven't.

Tribal tattoo by PoopyPoo May 14, 2005