Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.

Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"

by Kitty LMonroe October 16, 2020

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.

"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"

by The weipa creeper June 29, 2022

Tango Town

On a male, it's the prime real estate at the base of you ballsac up to your o ring. On a female, the juiciest region of exploration from the south side of the snapper to the start of her bunghole.

I'm going down, to Tango Town.

by Catalist February 2, 2020

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018