Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
by JohnFreedon March 15, 2011
by nitrous June 24, 2020
The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".
Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
by joeMAMA-_- December 28, 2011
by im dat guy... April 13, 2015
(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.
"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"
White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
by HippedToast August 11, 2017
by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017
When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
by randami91 September 03, 2015