Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 8, 2023

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

Cali Blunt

gets bitches

Cali Blunt? Yeah, she gets bitches

by Holamaloma July 14, 2022

Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time

"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"

by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

Cali Q

Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations

There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.

by AriusPrime August 17, 2019

Cali snober

when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.

She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.

by GoaT227 December 30, 2021