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Swiss Coffee 

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.
Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.
Swiss Coffee by Bendabig August 4, 2007

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.
Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey
Swiss mitten by Logieburr December 8, 2009

Swiss Cheesed 

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese
You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed
Swiss Cheesed by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019

Swiss Caboose

the act of going ass to mouth with a piece of swiss cheese around your dick.
"I'm gunna go all swiss caboose on your ass"
Swiss Caboose by BOBS YOUR UNCLE January 1, 2013

Swiss Avalanche 

When a man stands behind a bald person on their knees and slowly cums on the top of their head so it will run down the persons face, like an avalanche runs down a mountain.
“Man, I want to Swiss Avalanche on Amber Rose so bad.”

Wife: “Honey, the results are back. I have Cancer. Now, we can finally Swiss Avalanche like we’ve always wanted to.”
Swiss Avalanche by caseykills November 23, 2018

Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.
"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"
Swiss Army Cock by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022