Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it

My boyfriend gave me a chocolate swirly

by anonymous May 10, 2022

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Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

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Swirlies

To urinate on the floor while shaking your hips. Often done with other people.

"Swirlies"
"Ok"

by Swirlieman27 May 16, 2020

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A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

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