the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.
by anounamous December 15, 2008

by Appaloosa2015 January 18, 2017

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends
by Hashmark February 22, 2009

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
by Lucent July 6, 2004

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938
by Frick dude! February 23, 2022

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.
by DMU77 September 1, 2019
