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Sean

N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear.

V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.

Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.
1) Ewwww! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car.

2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...

3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!
by Kay Cee. April 10, 2009
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sean

to make bad joke to get people to laugh
Sean: long pencil
5 seconds pass
everyone else: hahahahahahahahaha!
by Prenderghastly Anonymous March 18, 2019
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sean

thee greatest freaking man alive, overly obsessive with 'raiders' and loves to do yardwork!..what a great husband..
Sean thinks he cool and tourtues his cousin and her "raider" friend

Sean:Hey
Me:What
Sean:Give barbie back her clothes
^??
by Legs July 16, 2008
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sean

by SEANSUCK May 2, 2018
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sean

guy1: do you know sean?
guy2: yeah the FAT guy
by BNRuhh69 May 8, 2020
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Sean

A: Did you just throw up?
B: No way man, I just had to go make a phone call.
A: Dude, you just seaned!
B: No, no I didn't.
by Anclark November 4, 2008
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Sean

Sean is an annoying asshole who never listens and never reads the room
by Poopeee June 24, 2020
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