crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

Suck you in

When males are too old to get tucked in then their wonderful wife or lover gives them some pre-bedtime oral pleasure.

Her: "Going to bed sweetie?"
Him: "Yep."
Her: "Ok honey after I finish peeling this potato I'll be up to suck you in"
Him: smiles
Her: smiles too

by Him-is-Me March 5, 2010

I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

pixie stick it in the tang

When she deep throats a line of pixie stick dust off your shaft and immediately takes it in the poontang.

Buzzed Liteyear likes to pixie stick it in the tang.

by Archonjesus November 20, 2015

stick it in

stick the penis in vegina

Im gonna stick it in now.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

I'd stick it in her butt

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003

Suck One In

When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.

Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled."

Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."

by Rob Sutton August 25, 2006