Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

popcorn stomach

the disproportionate feeling of fullness brought on by eating popcorn.

You: I couldn't possibly have fourthmeal, I'm still so full from that movie

Me: Popcorn stomach!

by WOOTYES August 13, 2011

Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time

I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.

by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016

Stomach scraper

A racial Slur for a mexican because mexicans Scrape there Stomach whenever they cross the border!

California Is filled with Stomach SCrapers

by Bob Carter February 11, 2004

stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003

stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)

man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003