Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010

stealth away

When an instant messenger user puts up an away message to lead people to believe that they aren't there, yet in reality they are still sitting in front of their computer and quite available to converse.

Jon didn't want Emily to think he was at his computer, so he put up a stealth away message so he could browse the web in peace.

by LikeableRodent September 7, 2005

stealth nigger

1. A black person whose skin color is so dark that you can not see him/her in the picture especially taken in dim lighting.

2. Any black person whom you can not see him/her well in the night.

Jeff: Did you see a black couple's wedding photo in which the groom can not be seen?
Joe:Yeah, he is such a stealth nigger!!

by nigga-chan June 14, 2010

Stealth Hippie

A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.

Oh I know, he's a stealth hippie. He's seen like 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.

by holyjes August 11, 2010

Stealth bomber

What birds like doing best.

Ughh! A bird just dropped a stealth bomber!

by Lulu109 July 2, 2011

stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

by Wo Shi October 16, 2014

stealth op

A stealth operation, usually conducted at night. The key here is to accomplish your mission without being detected. Wearing all black and using silent weapons/devices is imperative to pulling off a stealth op.

John egged my car on Tuesday, so I planned a stealth op and slashed his tires last night.

by J. Arnier January 4, 2008