Stalker Stunt 

Calling someone repeatedly and/or back to back in an effort to force them to answer their phone. Then calling from someone else's phone or pressing *67 to restrict your phone number hoping they will answer. Scrolling through their missed, received, or dialed numbers list on their cell phone. Reading their text messages. Driving or stopping by their job or home uninvited. Inquiring with their friends or family about their whereabouts.

Tonya: "Michael called me 10 times today within 2 hours and left me 3 messages"

Lisa: "Wow, did he stop by your job again too"?

Tonya: "No, but I think he called me from a private number at 5 am this morning"

Lisa: "Geez......, what a stalker stunt"!

Stalker Stunt by Lois Lane Miami July 13, 2007

stalker mom 

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.

Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"

stalker mom by crewkalicious September 1, 2009

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.

Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.

Stalker Friend Syndrome by tbaaaby November 6, 2010

Stalker Texas Ranger 

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

Stalker Texas Ranger by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

Stalker Smile 

Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."

Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.

Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.

Or

Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.

Stalker Smile by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010

stalker-ish 

to act like a stalker, but to not be a stalker

if marilyn is 18 comments from her big 2000th comment on myspace, Omar will not make 18 comments, for that would be very Stalker-ish. Which is not cool

stalker-ish by Omaid Faiz June 18, 2007

Stalker Talking 

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

Stalker Talking by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010