Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

squish hug

With squish being the word for a platonic crush, a squish hug covers both the meaning of a tight, loving hug but also a hug with the wish to show a person love in a platonic, non-romantic way.

It's recommended not to say this to people before hugging them as it would confuse them due to their lack of knowledge about the word "squish" and its use. And they would mistake it for the other meaning of a squish hug, which is related to bosom hug.

I want to give you so many squish hugs!
Lots of squish hugs from (insert name)!

by Missy Chissy May 7, 2016

Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.

Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga

by W.Kert! August 1, 2011

Ball Squash

This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.

Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.

by Seth Sirover January 12, 2008

squash

To put a end to.
Resolve.

"You need to squash that beef between you and your dad if you expect to make progress"

by DetroitSlang May 15, 2003