Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

squinty

Asians with eyes that look like thier squinting.

Dude look at that squinty, he looks like his eyes are closed!

by darsea February 26, 2008

squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

by oddwriter September 26, 2005

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

Scooby Squirts

When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.

I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!

by Poopy Bandit September 15, 2010

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012