Slunting

The act of intense depression over a female/ male.

Geeze, Dan, after Kelly broke up with me I really have been slunting.

by Cainal November 5, 2007

Squatting

'To squat'

To squash a fly with, or to hit another person with, a bendy ruler.

1. "Damn Charlie, squatting me with her ruler!"

2. "I am gonna squat you for that"

3. "Let's have a squatting war!"

by Lindleface February 23, 2009

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

by VeryGoodwithWords April 4, 2021

Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016