Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014

Squidward

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

by Writer of none December 21, 2016

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018

Squidward

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

by Gdiesel June 30, 2018

squidward titties

When a girls titties sag or hang low and look like squidwards nose

Her tinder profile looked fire. But then I met her and she had those squidward titties.

by 2derpus November 7, 2018

SQUIDWARD

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)

holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people

by Rayjeem December 7, 2018

Squidwardo

Squidwardo is the ever so clever name of a friend of mines dad. In which his name is actually Edwardo. I thought it was funny because of the legend, Spongbob’s neighbour is named Squidward, and adding an O to this would make it rhyme with Edwardo

Yo, are Linda and Squidwardo bringing the Tesla?

by herronspeaches February 26, 2019