that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
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2. "Dude, Jacoby already squeezed it twice and we've only been at camp for 45 minutes!"
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2. "Dude, Jacoby already squeezed it twice and we've only been at camp for 45 minutes!"
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1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"
2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"
2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"
1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.
2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.
3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.
2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.
3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.
by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010
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Get the Squeeze & Savor mug.The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
Get the chump squeeze mug.When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.
by Travis Nielsen October 16, 2008
Get the Midnight squeeze mug.When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
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