spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 29, 2008
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Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.
"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."
by booshboy April 02, 2009
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spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug
A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug
by SEABADGERMAN August 07, 2010
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SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player
by phat phuck June 27, 2003
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spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
by Andrew Wood January 16, 2007
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spunk shitter

One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging
by denti November 27, 2007
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Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 12, 2006
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