The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 29, 2008
An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.
Normally used for short term storage.
by booshboy April 02, 2009
a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug
by SEABADGERMAN August 07, 2010
elton john is a spunk muncher
by phat phuck June 27, 2003
by Andrew Wood January 16, 2007
One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
by denti November 27, 2007
Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 12, 2006