Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.

If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 17, 2007

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titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.

(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)

by TitaniumSpork69 August 26, 2017

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Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

by UrSportsGirl January 30, 2012

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Atlanta Spork

A spork in Atlanta, GA, usually discarded on the street. Sporks are very common in Atlanta, and are a matter of cultural pride. Although they are considered litter, ATLliens have some pride for sporks found on the ground, similar to chicken wing bones.

"No one uses spoons here, take an Atlanta spork"

by 404tlien February 24, 2022

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Spork

gay spooning (between two or more males)

-ing (The act of spooning except between 2 or more males)

Roy: "Dude I wanna do something fun tonight."

Brian: "Like what?"

Roy: "Wanna try sporking again like last night?"

Brian: "Ok just go easy this time, remember ur my first."

by PimpMasta C January 02, 2009

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