Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Hickory Split

When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!

Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!

by Patagonia19 August 20, 2023

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

gasm split

vagina/pussy

Hey baby, can I eat your gasm split tonight.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

Split nigga

A crazy nigga thats like the nigga from the M. night shaymalan movie split

A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head

by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019

i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017