munson-split

The act of ordering foodstuff or drink -- especially appetizers and bottles of wine -- without concensus of the group, then expecting other diners to equally split the cost of the food or drink they did not consume.

I didn't want an appetizer because the meal I ordered was large, but Mike ordered the nachos anyway and tried to munson-split the cost when the check came.

Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.

by W.M. Rice May 19, 2005

get split city

nickname for orlando, fl

popularized by rap group treal

i'm from that get split city so don't trip

by riptoman December 17, 2006

four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean hustled up on a four and a split, and he's been ballin ever since.

by uptown5015 September 11, 2008

split the reed

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

by robust russet October 23, 2008

split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

holy split

A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).

Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."

by Tez, a man March 20, 2010

Split Roast

A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.

Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.

by aero.lib September 19, 2016