Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the spiritual debt-relief ploy mug.A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
Get the Spiritual Button Touch mug.tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
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by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
Get the spiritual ejaculation mug.When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.
Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white
by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023
Get the Spiritual Bleaching mug.When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.
The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.
by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011
Get the Spiritual Bowling mug.Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
Get the Spiritually mug.Spiritual Anunnology, also Esoteric Anunnology, is a field of Anunnology that studies the spiritual and esoteric parts and characteristics of Anunnaki. Spiritual Anunnology also studies anunnaki spirituality, religion, esoterics and philosophy, and often works together with Empirical Anunnology in order to rebuild how their religion, spirituality, philosophy and esoterics were and are.
"Spiritual Anunnology is really important inside Anunnology itself in order to understand the spirituality of Anunnas themselves."
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