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Two scooper

When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper

Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.
1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.
by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022
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Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.
Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!
by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022
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POOPER SOOPER DOOPER

POOPER SOOPER DOOPER NOOPER SHOOPER.. MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS "POOPER SOUPER DOOPER"(PSDNS/PSD) IS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING VERY INDEEDLY ELEGANT... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT... PLEASE LEARN AMERICANISH BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FLAT..
I POOPED.. EXCEPT I REALISED THAT IT LOOKED TOO POOPER SOOPER DOOPER (PSD/PNSDS/ PLOOPER NOOPER SOUPER DOOPER SHOOPER)...
by WENOMECHAINSAMA TUMAJARBISAUN September 30, 2022
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King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night
king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”
by baja blast barron June 2, 2024
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