soggy blumpkin 

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

soggy blumpkin by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.

Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!

Soggy Cigar by Beefdog October 21, 2013

soggy sammy 

When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.

Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys

soggy sammy by WeezyEd March 2, 2017

Soggy Rainbow 

When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!

Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!

Soggy Rainbow by Blake's the snake September 28, 2017

Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.

Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.

Soggy Samuel by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020

Soggy Jemmima 

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.

Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you

Soggy Jemmima by norlane spastic 69 January 16, 2023

Soggy Noggin 

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.

Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)

Soggy Noggin by Red monster boy August 11, 2023