Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

sofa alshaa

horni bitch

ur such a sofa alshaa

by sneakylink;) January 17, 2023

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022