snowman sex

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"

man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.

by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009

Snowman Castle

A huge line of really good cocaine

I laid my brother out a nice snowman castle at the beach.

by XV$$ March 13, 2020

Frosty the snowman

A loveable snowman who stays with Santa clauas💖💖💖

Frosty the snowman was a happy jolly soul

by Caitciat January 2, 2018

snowman slayer

a human who destroys snowmen and snowwomen, usually by beheading them.

Herb was definitly killed by a snowman slayer.

by westerwonder February 10, 2010

I'm not snowman

What you have to say when someone roasts you

john: you're as fat as a cheese burger

You: I'm not snowman

by CCCUUU June 8, 2018

Froster the Snowman

The conscious or semi-unconscious drunken experience of being "shot the wad" all over your body (much like jumping into a pool of KY jelly), all the while being frosted like a cake by someone who resembles a snowman. This leaves you with a new nick name for your partner "Froster the Snowman"

Female: "Hey Froster the Snowman!"
Male: "Mo mo, why are you calling me that?"
Female: "Oh, simply because you shot your wad all over me, AND because you look like a snowman!"
Male: "Hahahaha oh yeah, I forgot we already discussed this!"

by Rockefellar Skank November 7, 2010

Friendly Snowmaning

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.

Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.

by Swanney's Multiverse June 19, 2010