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Sleights

James: Yo John, you want to go bar hopping at 8pm today?
John: Sleights bro, lets get fucked up!
by TiXz December 12, 2018
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slightly-too-loud

To purposely raise one's voice in a conversation, allowing others to catch a part of it that shouldn't or otherwise isn't desired to be overheard.
A conversation at a diner:
Carl: "..Oh, and the fact that you GOT A computer VIRUS!"
-people stare-
Jen: "Shut up Carl, you're slightly-too-loud!"
by chillywilly2k8 October 17, 2008
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Slightmare

A expression for an everyday moderate inconvenience, not rising to the level of a day-to-day disaster or nightmare.
I had a bit of a slightmare this morning when the subway doors closed right when I got to the train and I was late for a date.
by blucat13 June 11, 2011
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slightly creeped out

Affectionate term used towards someone as a nice way of saying I'm extremely creeped out by you and/or yours, but I like you, am inspired, intrigued and enamored by you and the way the stars have been aligning my entire life in an awful, beautiful, tragic, sometimes almost magic way.
I am slightly creeped out because I feel like you are watching my every move.
slightly creeped out
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
by BlackboyT September 30, 2011
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Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride

Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017
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