slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

jammy slab

The act of sexually rubbing jam on your dick and sticking it in between 2 pieces of bread and having someone eat it

The misses wanted me to make her a sandwich so i gave her a good jammy slab

by Pickpocket2213 April 18, 2017

slab city

A slow low and banging whore house

Let's go to slab city

by Vibbydoo May 8, 2014

Slab Jockey

A person that likes to 'make love' to dead people in a morgue.

Oooh you're so cold, i'm gonna ride you all night baby, and there aint shiiit you can do about it.... cos your dead

by Lee Mofo December 12, 2003