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Skateboarding 

Well, A long time ago... Cavemen found that if they make wheels and put them on the bottom of a piece of wood, It can be used as a mode of transportation. Later generations took this Idea, and put it to extremes. Making the tails of the wood, or "board", Curve up, This generated 'pop'. and with this pop, the board could successfully leave the ground and return while your feet stay on it. And so skateboarding became what It is today. Generally misguided to only be ridden by punks and outcasts, There are actually alot of good, decent people that ride boards. And to this day, they'll fight to keep the name of skateboarding on a clean slate.
"skate or die dudes! Skateboarding is so rad, that if you dont do it, I'll never be your friend! Becuase im a close-minded asshole like that! BOOM bitches!"
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Skateboard 

THE MOST AMAZING PIECE OF WOOD IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO DO THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Basically its a piece of wood to do the sport skateboarding on and its great.
The skateboard life is no easy life, but the best life
Skateboard by skaterboardkid July 5, 2015

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar 

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.
Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

skateboarding 

Skateboarders these days have a two year window you either get good or eat chowder
all the sponsered young fuckers have made the most of their 2 year window.
(but its not about the sponsership its about the fun)
skateboarding by fool December 13, 2004

skateboarding 

A code word used for porn when surrounded by people who you don't want to know what your talking about.
Hey did you watch the amateur skateboarding last night?" "Yeah dude did you see the female? She was going up and down that ramp (penis) really fast like a pro!

Skateboarding 

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!
Skateboarding by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005

skateboard-city 

A skateboarding forum that has maybe 3 good skaters, and the rest just plain suck! Almost all the members are rude, and are way too opinionated about a topic they know nothing about. Most likely members ride big wheels, and suck their thumbs at night. The only good people on the site are admins and moderators, so therefore, it can be tolerated when they post. The rest are outcasts from other skateboarding sites they got banned from like ramprage, skaterscafe, transworld, and a few others.
Skateboard-city is a great site if your a tool!
skateboard-city by Skateboard-city September 19, 2007