Smooth Criminal

You just got hit by

You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

by munsworldddddddd January 4, 2022

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

by Bob-owski October 5, 2011

banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012

bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014